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What would Claire Danes say?
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The production values will bring to mind Merchant-Ivory, but the real inspiration might be Walt Disney.
At a screening of Hysteria.
"The ancient artifacts that they've gathered together are so fascinating — some kind of rudimentary dildos ... A really very impressive collection."
"I lend them to my friends," she says.
It's a British period sex comedy.
Dancy was researching them for a role, but someone stole his sample.
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"We'll be down in the cold, lightless depths of imperial despotism ... "
News coverage this morning would suggest it is.