Jersey Shore Premiere Recap: The Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown Returns!
"I’m putting Vaseline on my face, I’m taking my earrings outs, I’m putting my hair up, and I’m beating the crap out of her."
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"I’m putting Vaseline on my face, I’m taking my earrings outs, I’m putting my hair up, and I’m beating the crap out of her."
They're offering The Situation up to $45K an episode for his returneth to the 'Shore.'
Anyone know the difference between an IED and a GED?
"It's really hot water. It takes care of business."
Turns out soy sauce makes for a good fake snow-tan.
Movieline reports that Snooki, the Situation, and others will do their smooshing and sausage-eating on South Beach.
The producers don't want them doing too many personal appearances.
Still no word on those J-WOWW pictures yet, though.
Wannabe guidos and guidettes attempt to grasp the Situation.
Congrats to Ronnie and J-WOWW, but what of the rest of the housemates?
The cast is close to signing a deal that will pay them $10,000 per episode.
Who landed the top spot?
Again, why did MTV have to kill off this show so quickly? We don't get it!
Really, it's the least you can do.
There is good news, though: Thursday night will bring us a reunion show!