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  1. oh long island
    Woman Arrested After Calling in Phony Bomb Threat to Find Purse“She figured police would get there quicker if they thought there was a bomb there.”
  2. Idiots
    The Internet Avenged a Cruelly Pranked Pizza Guy in the Best Possible Way$1,000 for him, 800 one-star Yelp reviews for them.
  3. unfortunate analogies
    Nazis, Slavery, Lynchings, and More Overblown Modern AnalogiesWhat the hell does Gandhi have to do with Bitcoin?
  4. safety first
    Brooklyn Shoppers Not Ready for in-Store Knife SharpeningSporks all around.
  5. Watch a Pastor Flip Out Over a Very Satanic ‘Wonder Showzen’ Episode Yesterday a YouTube clip surfaced of a pastor named Daniel Castle raging out over an episode of John Lee and Vernon Chatman’s delightfully […]
  6. crimes and misdemeanors
    Meth Is an Inappropriate Tip in Any SituationDive bar or “classy place.”
  7. idiots
    A Lot of New Yorkers Are Winning the Lottery and Not Claiming Their MillionsThis is a really bad way to play the lotto. 
  8. the internet
    Twitter Trolls Are Bullying the Wrong Jonathan MartinOne is an embattled NFL player, one a New York Times reporter.
  9. crimes and misdemeanors
    Alleged Attempted Rapist Says He’s Just a Misunderstood Jokester“Her eyes made me think that she had a good sense of humor.”
  10. Man Learns Guns Not Welcome Atop Empire State BuildingThat’s why they have the metal detectors.
  11. idiots
    LIRR Surfer Finds a More Dangerous Way to CommuteHope he’s comfortable up there.
  12. Foodienomics
    Jerk Leaves Screed About Obama In Place of Tip at CupolaSome rich guy who hates paying taxes tipped $3 on a $37 bill and left a note to explain why.
  13. viral videos
    What Are Redneck Aerobics and Why Would Anyone Voluntarily Partake in Them?That’s … not … we don’t know what that is.
  14. bridges and tunnels
    MTA Chief: Bloomberg Predicting ‘Like an Idiot’Joe Lhota is not impressed.
  15. occupy everywhere
    Occupy Wall Street Protester Caught Bringing Gun to CourtThe time a person went to court and left with more charges as a souvenir.
  16. Sophistication
    Party Boy Punches Monaco Prince, and Other Classy Moves in MeatpackingGrace Kelly’s grandson got his ass kicked.
  17. Yet Again, The Onion Makes a Joke, and Humorless Idiots ComplainThis morning, The Onion tweeted this: “BREAKING: Witnesses reporting screams and gunfire heard inside Capitol building.” There was no context, […]
  18. Parents I’m Glad Aren’t Mine Are Protesting Ben and Jerry’s Schweddy BallsBecause there are literally no bigger problems in the world worthy of people’s attention, a parents group called One Million Moms (whose 584 […]
  19. Real-Life Johnny Bananas Suing Entourage in Douchiest Trial of the CenturyAn MTV reality “star” by the name of Johnny Bananas is suing the creators of Entourage because they use that name as the title of Johnny […]
  20. I Weep For Humanity: Gathering Up the Outraged Responses of People Who […]Want to feel like a smart person? Head on over to the new blog Literally Unbelievable, which gathers up screenshots of people posting links to […]
  21. BREAKING NEWS: Jack Donaghy Is Not an Optimal BossAn actually serious study by the actually serious company Global Compliance has found that the workplace on 30 Rock has the most ethics […]
  22. early and often
    Great Moments in RNC HistoryOne Alaskan delegate just explained that caribou LOVE the pipeline because it’s warm and they can snuggle up to it during the winter. Well, obvi!