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  1. Woman Arrested After Calling in Phony Bomb Threat to Find PurseShe figured police would get there quicker if they thought there was a bomb there.”
  2. Idiots
    The Internet Avenged a Cruelly Pranked Pizza Guy in the Best Possible Way$1,000 for him, 800 one-star Yelp reviews for them.
  3. Nazis, Slavery, Lynchings, and More Overblown Modern AnalogiesWhat the hell does Gandhi have to do with Bitcoin?
  4. Brooklyn Shoppers Not Ready for in-Store Knife SharpeningSporks all around.
  5. Meth Is an Inappropriate Tip in Any SituationDive bar or “classy place.”
  6. A Lot of New Yorkers Are Winning the Lottery and Not Claiming Their MillionsThis is a really bad way to play the lotto. 
  7. Twitter Trolls Are Bullying the Wrong Jonathan MartinOne is an embattled NFL player, one a New York Times reporter.
  8. Alleged Attempted Rapist Says He’s Just a Misunderstood JokesterHer eyes made me think that she had a good sense of humor.”
  9. Man Learns Guns Not Welcome Atop Empire State BuildingThat’s why they have the metal detectors.
  10. LIRR Surfer Finds a More Dangerous Way to CommuteHope he’s comfortable up there.
  11. Foodienomics
    Jerk Leaves Screed About Obama In Place of Tip at CupolaSome rich guy who hates paying taxes tipped $3 on a $37 bill and left a note to explain why.
  12. viral videos
    What Are Redneck Aerobics and Why Would Anyone Voluntarily Partake in Them?That’s … not … we don’t know what that is.
  13. MTA Chief: Bloomberg Predicting ‘Like an Idiot’Joe Lhota is not impressed.
  14. Occupy Wall Street Protester Caught Bringing Gun to CourtThe time a person went to court and left with more charges as a souvenir.
  15. Sophistication
    Party Boy Punches Monaco Prince, and Other Classy Moves in MeatpackingGrace Kelly’s grandson got his ass kicked.
  16. Great Moments in RNC HistoryOne Alaskan delegate just explained that caribou LOVE the pipeline because it’s warm and they can snuggle up to it during the winter. Well, obvi!