Starbucks to Offer Healthy Breakfast; a Red Hook Revival

Britain has its own locavore movement, a review of the Slow Food Nation conference, and more, in our morning news roundup.

Thor Gives BJ’s to Red Hook Residents

Welcome to the wonderful world of bulk.

Billionaires Have Bad Days, Too

Carl Icahn is struggling with various projects, Sharon Waxman becomes the latest media lady to start a news-aggregation Website, and — it's official! — most City Council members pay less rent than you do, in our daily roundup of finance, media, real-estate and entertainment news.

‘Real World’ Still Fishing Around Red Hook

Turns out the cast members won't be living on Pier 41 — but they'll still be right near Ikea!

Ikea Buses for All — Even Recovering Heroin Addicts!

Stuy Town laundry thieves are being surveilled, Carroll Gardens raccoon cheerleaders speak out, Ikea bus riders forego affordable design for methadone, and much more, in our 'Ruby Tuesday' boroughs roundup.

Would You Want to Live in the Same Building As the Cast of ‘The Real World’?

The Belltel lofts marketing plan sputters, things get ugly in Forest Hills, and folks are backed up in Red Hook. That and more in our boroughs-report week-capper.

Can Regina Spektor Make Murray Hill Cool?

Regina Spektor moves into Murray Hill, Carroll Gardens' Ivy League hipster types strike back against last week's maudlin anti-yuppie video, and a celeb hip-hop stylist's body turns up in the Bronx. Plus, news from Red Hook, Long Island City, Dumbo, and Coney in today's boroughs roundup.

The G Train: Helping Greenpoint Keep It Real

They're not too gentrified in Greenpoint to transcend the crummy G train, not too Ikea-fied in Red Hook to alienate Santogold, and not too cranky in Brooklyn Heights to bitch about smaller OJ cartons. So we're not too proud to say this: that and more in today's boroughs report!

Tom Wolfe and Aby Rosen Continue to Get on Each Other’s Nerves

The writer disses Norman Foster on the Upper East Side, erotic yet "tender" art is nixed in the South Bronx, and more Ikea mania, in our hump-day boroughs report.

‘The View’ Darkly Celebrates Red Hook Ikea

On this morning's show, everyone in the audience got free $200 gift cards — but the audience didn't seem thrilled. And Whoopi was downright ominous: "Don't forget, you'll be putting it together, too."

Good-bye ‘Real Housewives of New York,’ Hello ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’!

Not enough 'Times' newsroom workers are taking the buyouts, BlackBerrys are outlawed at a law firm, and Ikea is finally arriving.

Amy Sedaris Kills Roaches With Her Bare Hands

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