As a Grown-up, Alex Kuczynski Learned That People Are Both Gay and Retarded
"Every time I say we should bring back retarded, somebody says, 'Oh, guess what? My brother's retarded!'"
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"Every time I say we should bring back retarded, somebody says, 'Oh, guess what? My brother's retarded!'"
Farewell to all that: The longtime editor of the salmon-colored weekly is remembered by his former writers.
She gloated that a surrogate mom did it the first time, but now it's her turn to get all moody and lumpy-bumpy. Plus, everyone important is in D.C. by now, and Cin's there to harass them.
So, wait, why did she pose for them?
It's the only logical explanation for her surrogacy story this past weekend.
Just in case there's anyone left on earth who is not clear on the fact that Brody Jenner gets, like, MAD ASS, someone has planted a "Page Six" item that drives the point home. Also, Lydia Hearst is a supermodel, dammit, Dennis Hopper thinks his new movie is wack, and someone has a titanium AmEx they want you to know about, in today's gossip roundup.
And it's a darling boy named Maxime Dudley. We imagine how great his life is going to be.
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