Mena Suvari Would Like to Be Smart for Fifteen Minutes

The 'American Beauty' actress dreams of discoveries in ivory towers and South American jungles.

Pack of Wild Models Descends on T.O.’s Cheeseburger

The models were so starved they snatched food from Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens, plus, some dude dares calls Andy Warhol a "gnome," and Chloë Sevigny continues to be Chloë Sevigny, in today's short but delicious gossip roundup.

Beyoncé's Reps Are Kind of Awesome

Is Beyoncé pregnant? "We'll perform an ultrasound and get back to you," her reps say sassily. That and the results of other probing in our daily roundup of the city's juiciest gossip.

Bruce Willis Acts Like Liz Smith Was Born Yesterday

Bruce Willis says he's dating a model because she's pretty on the inside. Plus, Kirsten Dunst and Ryan Gosling go on a date, as do Silda and Eliot Spitzer, in our daily roundup of the juiciest bits from New York gossip columns.

Andy Warhol's Townhouse Goes on the Market

The hippest house on the Upper East Side offers a luxurious rooftop terrace, four bedrooms, a library, chef's kitchen, staff suite, gym, seven wood-burning fireplaces, and serious élan for a mere $38.5 mil.

Buyout Exodus at ‘Newsweek’

A dating blogger seeks a book deal, trading desks think recession, and Jean Nouvel wins the Pritzker in our daily roundup of media, finance, law, and real-estate news.

Ingrid Sischy and Sandra Brant to Helm ‘Vanity Fair’ Abroad

Jose Mugrabi Has a Lot of Toys He Never Plays With

Norman Mailer, Warhol's Inverse, Helped Invent Modern Fame

Moving an Upper East Side Wine Institution

Maria Bartiromo Feels Pretty, Oh So Pretty

If Wolcott Did It…

Banking With Warhol and the Jews

Now It's Condi's Turn to Cry

Bob Dylan Criticizes What He Can't Understand (At Least Until He Sees It)

Department Stores Don't Know It's Christmas