Port Authority Yet Another Patsy of Bird Terror Syndicate
Turns out that bird strikes are on the rise at New York's airports, contrary to what the PA has been reporting.
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Turns out that bird strikes are on the rise at New York's airports, contrary to what the PA has been reporting.
The federal agency is trying to suppress all reports of successful avian attacks.
A new iPhone app allows players to simulate Captain Sullenberger's heroic moves.
According to a report released today, nearly a third of U.S birds are endangered, threatened, or in "significant decline."
And reports are quick to tell us: It's not what we think.
Sure, let's just hand some high-tech equipment over to the terrorists. Unbelievable.
"I'm sure they didn't intend that," he told Larry King. HA!
'An all-glass building adjacent to the park is a deathtrap for birds,' says the head of the Audubon Society.
Investigators examining the engines of US Airways Flight 1549 found a single, telltale feather left behind by the avian assailants.
'The sky was black and I thought maybe it meant an earthquake was going to happen,' said a witness.
Bird strikes, as it turns out, are the most common cause of airplane accidents.
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