Stevie Cohen Could End Up in a Pickle

No, not in the Damian Hirst sense, though that would be amazing: The art-loving SAC Capital Management CEO could have some problems with the SEC if he's not careful. Plus! An ex–Bear CEO jumps ship at JPMorgan, Natalie Portman's apartment goes on the block, and Condé Nast has a green issue, in our daily rundown of industry news.

Paterson Swats Down Silver’s Tax-Hike Hopes

The assembly speaker is once again aiming for a "millionaire's tax," which the governor dismisses — arguing that taxes are "addictive."

Widespread Moans As McCain Compares Obama to Spears, Hilton

Though it was only January when John McCain promised to "raise the level of political dialogue in America," that now seems like a very distant memory.

‘I Hack, I Ruin, I Make Piles of Money. I Make People Afraid for Their Lives.’

Meet Weev, one of America's most prolific trolls, in a preview from a story in this Sunday's 'Times Magazine.'

Bethenny Frankel and the Hot ‘Lipstick Jungle’ Star Went on a ‘Date’

Which means either that dude has a real thing for cougars or it was a publicity stunt. That, and more wheat and chaff in our daily gossip roundup.

Deciphering Princess Chunk’s Private Parts

On 'Live' today, Regis and Kelly figure out the gender of New York's favorite fat cat.

The Summer of Horrible Public Divorces Is Far From Over

In the latest divorce battle to hit the papers, a Manhattan woman sues her venture capitalist husband for bringing home a not-so-nice present from Asia.

A-Rod on Divorce: Infidelity Is ‘Immaterial’

The Yankee slugger argues that complaints of his extramarital affairs should be stricken from divorce proceedings.

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