In Greenpoint, the Rainbow Is Somewhere Under an Oil Slick

If you were Lady Liberty, they'd pay $150,000 to see if it was safe for people to walk on your head. That's status! Plus news from Crown Heights, the LES, Clinton Hill, and Wash Heights, in the week's final boroughs report.

Astor Place to Get Slightly Less Life-Threatening

Scruffles are playing in the streets in Jackson Heights. Gays are scared for their Vespas in Chelsea. Some other group of people is turning in its Uzis in Clinton Hill. And everybody is reading our daily boroughs report.

‘Real Word: Brooklyn’ Will Not Be in BellTel Lofts After All

But it will still be in Brooklyn — plus the much-mocked Prudential broker of Bushwick and the new urban prairies of Clinton Hill, all in our Friday boroughs wrap-up!

The G Train: Helping Greenpoint Keep It Real

They're not too gentrified in Greenpoint to transcend the crummy G train, not too Ikea-fied in Red Hook to alienate Santogold, and not too cranky in Brooklyn Heights to bitch about smaller OJ cartons. So we're not too proud to say this: that and more in today's boroughs report!

Queens: Hollywood East?

What has today's boroughs report got for you? A rash of stabbings in Billyburg, expanding movie studios in Astoria and Long Island City, and much (well, a bit) more!

Gersh Kuntzman Takes Dump in the Name of Journalism

G-train riders protesting in Fort Greene! Eighth-graders protesting in the South Bronx! Party poopers protesting on Park Avenue! What will you choose to protest? Read our daily boroughs report and decide.

Brighton Beach Baths: Too Good for Manhattanites?

Is the city really dumping trash in a Ridgewood wetland? How could we have missed the Sinatra tribute in Williamsburg? And how would you get by without your daily boroughs report?

First Crane Raising Since Midtown Disaster Draws a Crowd

Help Moby get a buyer of his Upper West Side penthouse past his co-op board and you may win $75,000! That and more in today's reports from hoods around town.

A Biggie Biopic Grows in Brooklyn

A movie in Clinton Hill, a murder in Carroll Gardens, Obama faces popping up all over Brooklyn, and more in our daily roundup of neighborhood news.

Brooklyn Heights Residents Are Always Bringing It Back to Poop

Bushwick Life: Rat Poop on Your Pillow, Organic Milk in Your Bodega

Please Have Sex With My Dog in Williamsburg

After Taco Bell, Rodents Take On Cobble Hill

Goldman Invading the Heights, Making It Bank-y

You Aren't the Only Person Who Comes Home to Find Random People Smoking in Your Stairwell

Just What You Always Wanted: A Philippe Starck Bike Rack

Gentrifying Ditmas Park: The Move That Dare Not Speak Its Name

Chelsea, Now With Lap Pools!