Great Moments in Liquor PR: The Cointreau Teese and the Jagger Dagger

Seriously, we are blown away that these publicity stunts worked. And WELL!

Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen Indulge in Another Icky Husband-and-Wife Pastime

Also, Padma is dating a mogul, and Heidi Montag turned down the White House? Read more in our daily gossip roundup.

Ramona the Pest

Is Real Housewife Ramona Singer the "most hated woman in New York"? Which famous-for-being-rich couple had to borrow cash to pay for their wedding license? And what other screen star may have had an affair with JFK? All this and more in today's roundup of the best of the gossip pages.

‘Take Home a Nude’ Art Auction Is Worth Watching

We have video of some celebutantes talking about getting naked. Or at least buying art of people who already have.

‘Post’: Barbara Bush Attends Hockey Game, Therefore Must Be Dating Player

Plus, what's going on with celebrities like Woody Allen, Heather Mills, Lindsay Lohan, and Lauren Hutton in today's gossip roundup.

Fans to Joe Torre: Did You Get a Haircut?'

Joe Torre's new look, Ashlee Simpson's continued Saturday Night Live ban, and Rudy Giuliani's black eye — read all about it in our daily roundup of the juice in New York's gossip columns.

Pregnant J.Lo Still Wears ‘Gucci Gucci Goo!’

George Clooney Thinks Cindy Adams Is Awkwardly Nosy

Zang Toi Incorrectly Assumes That Sharon Stone Wants to Meet More Gay Dudes

‘It Takes a Special Kind of Man to Want to Stick It in the Girl in the Philip Treacy Lobster Hat’

Jeffrey Goldberg Wants a Pony

Gore and Sting, BFF

Jacko Porno

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