Whole Foods to Alter Brooklyn Plans

Poor undertrafficked, overcharitable Ikea! Poor Slopies thinking only poor people have public sex! (Not!) So many people to feel sorry for in today's rainy, weepy boroughs report.

Accidents Happen … Even Within View of the Shake Shack

Hapless poopers in Madison Square Park? Porn kings threatening comedy kings in Times Square? Radicals burning good money in the East Village? The links in today's boroughs report must be clicked to be believed!

The Montauk Monster Has Competition. Sort Of.

There is a colorful beast of some sort climbing out of the East River. Plus, Harlem's eye-straining new condo, Chinatown's intra-hood Olympics smackdown, and the big-cabbage guy of Staten Island. In our Freedom Friday edition of the daily boroughs report!

Cock Loose in Sunset Park

The noisy rooster of Sunset Park, the apartment-phobic tenant of West 57th Street, the crumbling misogynist statue of Kew Gardens … and other true tales, in today's boroughs report.

The Long Arm of the Law Even Reaches Into Subway Bathrooms

Getting all colonial in Union Square, watching crabs rut in Marine Park, letting go of fancy F-train plans in the Slope, and busting the gays in Forest Hills. All that and more in our week's-end boroughs report.

Landlords to Battery Park Tenants: Get Mad at Us, Not at the Walls

Penny-pinchers (well, pickers) in Soho, possibly anger-based graffiti in Battery Park City, and the pitiable buyers at the Novo in Park Slope — that and more in today's boroughs report.

Obama Gets Whitewashed (and Not How You Think)

An Obama graffiti war on the Bowery, canal-dunked art in Gowanus, Meryl in the Slope, and "shit juice" in Greenpoint. Drink it all in with our daily boroughs report!

Notorious B.I.G. Biopic Returns to Bed-Stuy

The Long Island City sculptor behind last night's 'Gossip Girl' art, a possible hotel for part of Williamsburg's Domino plant, misplaced political graffiti in Bushwick, and more in our daily boroughs report.

Jean Nouvel Brings in the Big Guns

The fight for the MoMA Tower continues, they're still burning cars in Red Hook, and more neighborhood news in our daily roundup.

Alexander Hamilton Just Wouldn't Have Approved of a Northeasterly View

Now Carrie Bradshaw Is Really Going to Need a Cell Phone

Bushwick Life: Rat Poop on Your Pillow, Organic Milk in Your Bodega

The Plaza Will Soon Let You Throw Money at It Again

Clive Campbell Wants Slavery Reparations From Jay-Z, Of All People