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He may have gotten two years in prison, but as we learned from a similar crime over the weekend, it could have been worse.
Plaxico Burress could be our problem right now, but he's not.
Great Scot! Also, Dakota Fanning goes goth, topless photos of Megan Fox get "leaked," and more events infinitely stranger than anything the mind of man could invent, in our daily gossip roundup.
Not that he's authorized to do that in any way.
How the star receiver's absence will — and won't — affect the Giants this postseason.
Nobody being investigated for a crime should leave suitcases of money lying around.
We would think it would be terrifying. Apparently, not so.
Now that 'Saturday Night Live' is doing unfunny skits about Plaxico Burress, the Giants finally have an easy narrative.
We already knew the mayor wants Plaxico Burress in jail. But we didn't know it could be so funny!
A whole lot more people are going down for the idiotic shooting incident over the weekend.
Shooting yourself in the thigh isn't the only prohibited "detrimental" conduct for athletes.
Hizzoner is pissed, and he's not afraid to tell you about it.
If what Burress has done lately had happened last year, it very well might have destroyed the New York Giants, and coach Tom Coughlin.
What happened after the Giants hero shot himself in the leg at a midtown bar on Friday night? Jokes, of course.
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