Memo to Car Thieves: Learn to Drive Stick
Or better yet, don't.
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A few of the reported crimes from this weekend have one thing in common.
This is a mistake a Brooklyn couple likely won't make again.
He may have gotten two years in prison, but as we learned from a similar crime over the weekend, it could have been worse.
We think you guys can do better.
He or she is probably a robber!
Heroin in an electric toothbrush? Really?
This is how you can tell a Mister Softee truck isn't stopping for the children. It's stopping for drugs.
A Queens woman, upset at her husband's insatiable infidelity, decided to pour scalding water on his junk.
Apparently, It Is a Crime to Wear a Costume in Times Square
Yeah, we had trouble with that, too.
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