Ilya the Manatee Safe in Florida, Recuperating With Hot, Younger Chick
Well, lukewarm. Manatees only like things that are lukewarm.
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Well, lukewarm. Manatees only like things that are lukewarm.
Of course we can't. There are like 1 billion of them!
The ex-president reminds people of Jon Corzine's car accident and Chris Christie's fatness.
Our Tim Murphy kicks the ass of inner peace and spirituality.
Or, at least this really strong kid is a good start.
The actress demonstrates the public option as the ultimate capitalist health-care tool.
In the commercial for his one-man show, Beck can't hide his lyin' eyes.
Don Draper would have a heart attack if he saw this Madison Avenue battle.
The situation on the ground outside the Heene family's suburban home is descending into chaos.
Behind-the-scenes video from our adorable photo shoot of Cantor Philip Sherman and 35 of the babies he's circumcised this year.
An old video of Richard Heene confirms everything else we've learned about Richard Heene.
A new ad for pistachios is a little bit of a stretch. But we like it.
The actor we love as Carter Baizen teaches a group of children, and our Tim Murphy, how to smolder.
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