Japanese geologists are calling this “the big one.”
The country that gave us the word 'tsunami' gets hit with a big one.
Less celebrating romance, more fulfilling office duties.
Who needs humanity when machines turn a profit?
Some people weren't invited.
Japan's southern coast was hit with a 6.9 magnitude quake, but everyone seems to be okay.
"One in four engaged men now opts for a pre-wedding spa treatment."
Japan wouldn't let Steve Jobs carry ninja throwing stars aboard his private jet.
Some not-very-flattering things about America.
Many people who were supposed to be really old are either missing or died a long time ago.
Hells Angels, a puppy, and a stolen bulldozer are involved.
It may be up to twenty inches.
Obama's bow to Emperor Akihito is criticized from a variety of fun angles.
How our secretary of State deftly adapted to every situation as she traveled the world.
Ain't no recession going to keep us from our sausage, or our Louis Vuitton.