It's a him, not a Quinn.
The actor had Canadian actress Genevieve Sabourin arrested last night.
She'll now be known as his 28-year-old yoga-instructor fiancée.
But he's not sure what, when, and how.
Wegman's, an upstate supermarket chain, pulled its Alec Baldwin commercials after he was kicked off that plane.
"They're all just so horny for it. Horny for their own ascension."
The micro-blogging medium can be a dangerous temptation for celebrities.
Paging Alec Baldwin.
Let's leave a little room for the less serious candidates, shall we?
Who knows? Maybe Bloomberg will let him.
The other third, though, "are a little loopy!"
Maybe he'll try for state assembly instead of mayor.
You're running for mayor of Intel's heart, aren't you, Alec?