Hmmm. So are we!
And more evidence of the stars' special powers, in our daily gossip roundup.
Also, Alec Baldwin spelled "hederaceous," and more celebrity achievements, in today's gossip roundup.
The apartment he listed has been mysteriously pulled from the market.
Naturally, this drives the other 'Real Housewives' wild.
Th actor decides not to run for Senate in Connecticut, despite Lieberman's challenge.
In 1994. But still!
Come on, funny man, "make my day."
The safe-for-work trailer for a new '30 Rock' porn is almost as funny as the actual show. (For real.)
Plus, she has not been practicing for 'Letterman.' Seriously.
By which we mean the Hamptons, which stocks only one genre of musicians: rich ones. Find out where they and others ate, drank, and were merry in our weekly summer wrap-up.
The jellyfish weren't the only things using their stingers in the Hamptons this weekend! More cutting remarks and celebrity activity in our Monday wrap-up of everything you missed at the beach.
And everything else you missed on the East End.
She was spotted doing exactly that with her lady friends in the Hamptons this weekend, after months of speculation about which man had her dance card.
Let's nip this whole "not qualified" thing in the bud right now.
It's been months! What is this, a relationship? Also, long-term bromances between Tom Cruise and David Beckham and Leonardo DiCaprio and Lukas Hass continue in today's gossip roundup.
He's sounding more and more serious about making the jump into politics.
They definitely had dinner.