On a Tuesday, that is.
Some students don't know who the vice-president is, or other basic facts about government.
Some judge made a big mistake yesterday.
It's a pathetic argument.
Take that, everywhere else!
Pies, eggs, tomatoes, salad dressing ... shoes! A grand tradition that everyone from Bill Clinton to Sarah Palin has been a part of.
The ship made from World Trade Center steel pulls into port.
Halt the celebration. This morning's pirate drama isn't over yet.
Don't believe us? We have photo evidence!