Somebody call the Bonus Buster.
He hires an opposition researcher to look for some dirt.
That means no more wisecracks.
Can you blame the guy?
He's up by fourteen against Gillibrand, down by ten against Cuomo. No-brainer, right?
The New York attorney general files suit against Intel, to protect us all.
Especially since it was right after Cuomo gave a blatantly governor-esque speech.
"I didn't sign up for this," the governor told a luncheon yesterday.
The bank fights back against the attorney general's accusations that they were "hindering" his investigation into Merrill Lynch bonuses.
Another winning strategy.
AIG CEO Robert Benmosche reportedly "regrets his comments regarding Mr. Cuomo and the tone of those comments."
Just in time for Halloween!
Rebukes from the White House and the tabloids didn't stop him from doubling-down over the weekend.
The message of which is: Don't mess with the AG.
"The attorney general's office has been considering the legality of the appointment since it first came to light on Monday."
His blindness. Just kidding! His BLACKNESS.