The Snuggie for dogs arriveth. What else can we put in it?
Bodies are turning up in the woods, and the townspeople are getting nervous.
A 24-foot-long sea beast beached itself on a Long Island shore earlier today. Humans were only mildly thwacked.
"We're trying to make ends meet at a time when it's hard to make ends meet."
A pair of panthers have been spotted just over the bridge. Is the Animal Takeover at hand?
This raises even more questions.
That's what one Craigslist poster recently wanted to know.
Seriously, the days of underestimating animals are over, folks.
It sounds fancy, but it was just three guys in a rubber boat that did it.
There's Higgins and Benjamin and Mikey and thousands more!
Mauls local female after she gets fetching new haircut.