Truman china and Maxwell House Haggadahs.
The Dead Sea Scrolls and robotic snakes!
This is not what the Founders wanted.
An ancient stone embedded with a microchip that is engraved with the Israeli and American declarations of independence.
Moving forward, the military will reportedly be in charge.
He does look a lot like him, though.
Obama-as-Satan is this year's Bush head on a pike.
"We’re just gonna treat these folks differently because of who they are."
Though he did insist on a joke about Marco Rubio drinking water.
More than 400 ballots just turned up.
The question was never whether Republicans could start the fight, but whether they could finish it.
He and Tiger won't be playing a round on the White House lawn.