Axe body spray, sort of.
The Islanders are not the Nets.
All right, so it's probably the Big East.
The champ fights at Barclays on Saturday night.
"Their high-pitched screams shattering the nighttime quiet."
The breakout star speaks.
"It's the new Times Square," apparently.
He might even get season tickets.
A press conference is set for this afternoon.
Jay-Z fans had to go through them, Streisand fans did not.
"99 Percent Problems, and this Arena is 1 Percent."
It's armored in scales of rusted steel, yet somehow it’s more alluring than fearsome.
The Nets are begging you, here.
A ten-year estimated build time was "arbitrary and capricious."
An exercise in hyperbole.