Well, thank God for that.
Go work on something else, she was told by her supervisor, who would later marry into the Madoff family.
Ruth Madoff rocks a Jane Fonda look in a shot from the Madoff family album.
Too bad that $310 million is going to go right to investors who were defrauded through him and Bernard Madoff.
You know, laughing at people who are poorer and less cool than she is.
Madoff's lawyer made some attempts at defense, but no one was having it.
"The man who committed this horrible fraud is not the man whom I have known for all these years," Bernie's wife says in a long-awaited statement.
Judge Denny Chin has given Bernie Madoff the maximum sentence.
Madoff victims' fights with one another have a reality-show quality.
And it wasn't Bernie.
They've calculated how long it will be before he dies and are proposing a sentence just shy of that.
"See, I've got this report due ... "
Since "You taka my money I breaka your face" failed to work, he's filed suit against him.
No, really, they swear.
We ask the stupid questions, so you don't have to Google them.
Bernie Madoff may have helped upend the economy with his $65 billion Ponzi scheme. But in a way, he's also helping it rebuild.