If Jay-Z were president ...
Katie Holmes looks to be prepping to spawn again.
"Most of these [models] are naturally thin."
Come on, dude, it's officially two months after we were supposed to have forgotten your name. Give us something, or it's all over.
First we hear that our favorite cast member is out after this season, and now we hear that our favorite cast members to hate may be out, too!
If you know someone is sending dirty texts to other people, does it make the ones he sends you even more filthy?
And more celebrity marginalia, in our daily gossip roundup.
And pears are "not cute." That and more celebrity quirks, in our daily gossip roundup.
And more the-stars-are-just-like-us tales, in our daily gossip roundup.
And more celebrity tidbits, in today's gossip roundup.
The first step: plunk down $5 million.
Lohan still not listening.
And more about celebrities that are and are not like us, in our daily gossip roundup.
And more evidence of the stars' special powers, in our daily gossip roundup.
This feels right.
Yes, it does appear to be the type of person who doesn't know about TMZ.
And if the dudes are fashion gays.
The star blames soy milk for giving him man boobs, and more, in our daily gossip roundup.