He would like to be in Brazil.
A crane malfunction occurred today at Itaquerao Stadium in São Paulo.
Liv Nicolsky Lagerblad de Oliveira has come forward with a long Facebook message.
"She wasn't doing anything," the photographer tells us.
By rioting in the streets.
Her companion was beaten and forced to watch.
Indoor pyrotechnics seem to be to blame.
The Supreme Court handed down a near-unanimous ruling yesterday.
There are enough photos of Obama sightseeing in Latin America while bombs fall in Libya.
Apparently, this sort of thing happens.