Brighton Beach: Actual goldmine.
"These kids come not to swim, they come for turf fights."
They have found their Vinny!
That "there will be plenty of vodka, techno music, and guys wearing Adidas pants" is a plus.
Is the city really dumping trash in a Ridgewood wetland? How could we have missed the Sinatra tribute in Williamsburg? And how would you get by without your daily boroughs report?