And we are PISSED.
In case you weren't sure whether Brooklyn was over, MTV assures you that it is.
We quiz the actress about her Park Slope home life, and how she feels about Jennifer Connelly's bolting from the borough.
Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly are moving! Go judge their new premises.
The 'Dawson's Creek' star may have been a slut in the past, she says, but shame on Brooklynites for saying she is now. She's married!
But what happens to all of the bodies in the crypt? Wait … we've seen this movie!
The genteel Slope has a dark side, as one man found this past Saturday evening.
Nah, not really. Just in the Maggie Gyllenhaal sense.
The presidential candidate confuses Brooklyn residents by choosing an unlikely location in which to announce his new economic plan.
Developer Bruce Ratner is slated to receive an award tonight at a fancy gala, and opponents of his Atlantic Yards project will be there to make sure he doesn't enjoy it.
Frey buys more in Soho, stained glass lingers in Bay Ridge, and Bed-Stuy sales are in the toilet in our daily roundup of neighborhood news.
A group of Brooklyn judges are fighting to keep their cushy parking spaces, which they say are necessary to keep them safe. Some wacky environmentalists think that's laughable.