See him tonight — with fireworks!
And somewhat delusionally, in the case of the Mets.
At this point, the DL Mets could probably beat the Actual Mets.
Many seem to believe that Beltran is deeply flawed — even though he's one of the ten best players in baseball.
He said he wouldn't, but then he went ahead and did it, the crumbum. Also, Courtney Love's friends think she needs a doorman. In the gossip roundup.
Plus, a Puerto Rican party for Carlos Beltran's birthday and who the gayest man in the world is in our daily gossip roundup.