Jack Jordan is back, everybody.
This would be terrible news.
You're off the hook, Dan. And Sergei.
It was all fun and games at the 'Blue Valentine' premiere until the event descended into cannibalism.
We're looking at you, Jake and Taylor.
The compact couple, together since 2008, recently checked out a 3,500-square-foot apartment in the Cobblestone Lofts in Tribeca.
By cleaning up Hollywood for a few hours.
File this under things we don't want tineau. (Ugh. Sorry.)
The movie star worked her hands to the bone to bring you 'Country Song.'
But they're still in love with one another!
That's what she wants us to think.
"Prosecutors contended that the defendants were dazzled by Smith's glamor."
The force destroying celebrity relationships has claimed another victim.
"They have a chill chemistry."
In the meatpacking district, natch.
You know, the one who ditched him the night of our own steamy date?