Don't tell Katy Perry.
The Manhattan borough president thinks the actress is maybe overreaching.
She's so sad about Alexander McQueen's death, she will only wear black onstage in London.
There is no doubt in our minds who would win in this fight.
Who knew that was required? Also, Robert Plant gets knighted, and more celebrity transitions, in our daily gossip wrap-up.
"NO OMG … I feel sick." Also, touching insights from other celebrities, via — what else — Twitter.
Who knew that was a thing?
'He's like the Soup Nazi, but he sells socks.'
Does it sound like that should have an exclamation point after it? Well, we're not using any of those things today. Today's gossip roundup shall stand on its own merits.
Will Madonna's DNA block her child from learning to act? Also, every New Yorker must tell Katie Holmes to add calories. Yippee, it's Monday's gossip roundup!
Atlantic City is like, dur, we've been doing that for years. Plus, Martha Stewart wrestles an errant speaker system and Rafael Nadal tussles with Menudo, in our daily New York gossip roundup.
The models were so starved they snatched food from Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens, plus, some dude dares calls Andy Warhol a "gnome," and Chloë Sevigny continues to be Chloë Sevigny, in today's short but delicious gossip roundup.
Also, the rest of today's media, finance, law and real-estate news.
The indie actress is felled by a viral infection, Salman Rushdie would vote for Barack Obama, and writer Peter Davis cares too much about a socialite contest. All that and the rest of the gossip from New York's tabloids today.