It all started with a text.
This is why they hate us.
When drunken clubgoers pee on trees and you can get a tetanus shot for free.
Stopping by the occasional Wal-Mart as well.
Which we guess is not that surprising, when you look at the stuff.
Something is amiss.
Score one for the loudmouth populace.
The firm has created a $500 million initiative to assist small businesses.
Of course, this means the rest of us won't get to celebrate, either.
Well, not the same Rockettes. But, you know.
He was just asking him what he wanted for Christmas, and the next thing he knew…