Shooting Santa in the back.
Probably like this?
From Bo, Sunny, and the rest of the Obamas.
The "true" meaning of Christmas is ... Chinese food?
Store speakers have been playing carols for over a week.
This is why they hate us.
When drunken clubgoers pee on trees and you can get a tetanus shot for free.
Stopping by the occasional Wal-Mart as well.
Which we guess is not that surprising, when you look at the stuff.
Something is amiss.
Score one for the loudmouth populace.