College kids are the funniest.
Someone sent a letter to schools hoping to screw up a senior's chances.
Sick of campus jobs, two Texas college girls turn to monster porn.
"I'm a 20 year alum. Why am I getting this email?"
Congratulations, Class of 2013.
So ends the Department of Education's seven-year investigation.
"Alcoholism is always a better solution than terrorism."
If they start hoarding lobster tails, they definitely have a problem.
Think he gets the little chili pepper much?
It asked its members which girls they want to rape.
An essay in the student newspaper about premarital relations has caused an "uproar."
Somebody has to work at Goldman Sachs!
"Dance Music and Nightlife Culture in New York City."
Beware the "militant paintball trips."
Seven busted in simple test-taking scheme.
Libyan rebels got "fed up" with their college student companion.
Chris Jeon, 21, just "thought it would be cool" to see a revolution.
... which makes us truly wonder what we were doing that whole time.