Unless it's in her rib.
“I think Mr. Schuester is very cute.”
And more "they're just like us" celebrity nuggets, in today's gossip roundup.
"Your dog doesn't have to go to South America to get laid."
And more characteristic celebrity behavior, in our daily gossip roundup.
Tila Tequila is "God's messenger," and other facts we learned on Twitter this morning.
All of our beautiful crazies are dying.
And more tales of shocking and not-so-shocking celebrity behavior, in our daily gossip roundup.
And more celebrity quirks revealed, in our daily gossip roundup.
We imagine Lourdes had some kind words, too. She never liked that big, orange guy in the first place.
And more about celebrities that are and are not like us, in our daily gossip roundup.
And more evidence of the stars' special powers, in our daily gossip roundup.
And more gross celebrity revelations, in today's gossip roundup.
And more celebrity TMI, in our daily gossip roundup.
Ones that aren't sleeping together, we mean.
She won an Emmy, but then the paramedics came.
The recently rehabbed starlet was spotted with Champagne glass in hand, and more celebrity mishaps in our morning gossip roundup.
There is no doubt in our minds who would win in this fight.
"I would never pick on a child. That's stupid."