And narrowly avoids the death penalty.
Susan Berman's case is still open.
Yep, this story is exactly as awful as you suspect.
There were "f-ck the police" chants.
You'll never guess where it is. No, really.
They hadn't been locking their doors.
Well this is awful, and yet miraculous.
A Williamsburg man had a rude awakening this weekend.
Well, they kind of did in New York.
It's unclear whether the phone recorded the sound of her biting his arm.
Sounds simple, right?
What's the big deal, again?
He could face the death penalty for this.
Apparently, it's worse than ever out on 14th Street.
One is still a police officer.
Cops removed the 62-year-old Frenchman from his flight to Paris two minutes before takeoff.
Especially if YOU'RE A RABBI.
She'll end up serving about three weeks, TMZ suspects.