Hollywood fathers, lock up your daughters.
Ortiz will be in town next week, so start preparing those insulting heckles.
Our man at today's parade noted that it wasn't just the commuters who were suffering.
Yeah, and if the guy hadn't bought it, his kids would have been really pissed. Seriously.
Just when you thought we had put that whole story behind us, it rears its ugly head again on the online auction site (though it's for a good cause!).