Somehow, this sounds true.
Supposedly she turned down a benefit for a Village lady-bar. And will we see you at Steve Rubell's cousin's new Joan Crawford–themed club? More in today's gossip roundup.
Who is Robin Williams new girlfriend? Which socialite is shipping out of town? And which actress-singer's voice "doesn't match her face" according to a Grammy-winning artist? Find out in our daily rundown of the juiciest bits from New York's gossip columns.