Also, how we feel about the rest of today's gossip.
And Daniel Radcliffe's tired of going naked onstage. He should just pretend he's Baby New Year tonight! In the very last 2008 gossip roundup!
But hey, she went, right? Plus, non-famous blind people fail to stand up for Most Excellent Governor Ever Paterson, and should be ashamed. In the gossip roundup.
We canvass the stars at last night's 'Cry-Baby' premiere to see whether anyone will defend the honor of cabbie cable.