Derek Jeter had many sads.
Or maybe he's just sucking it in.
"He promises to come back stronger than ever in 2013 as Minnie Mantlez."
They were seen touring the Musée d'Orsay in Paris together.
This is just how we celebrate everything.
It's another ballet dancer.
And pears are "not cute." That and more celebrity quirks, in our daily gossip roundup.
Is that why he falls down, too?
Plus, Dawson gets divorced, Sting sees a ghost, and more celebrity doings in today's gossip roundup.
That, and the rest of today's body-oriented gossip.
Like the Yankees aren't getting enough these days.
Sorry, Joe Mauer, but this is between Jeter and Teixeira.
Derek Jeter's longtime love has been giving Kate Hudson the stink eye.
A ribbing by Chris Kattan over his supposed mercury poisoning sent the 'Entourage' star into a tizzy.
The '300' star burns the 'Real Housewife' in favor of Rose Byrne.
And somewhat delusionally, in the case of the Mets.