The mayor's got jokes!
"He always asks for forgiveness, never permission."
"The best kiss of the night" was from Diana Taylor, Bloomberg said today.
They were so Meant To Be.
Bloomberg comes out against the birther movement, with wisdom from Diana Taylor.
However, it may be the end of their relationship.
Will she run in 2012?
"My significant other is the mayor of New York City, so that would be really complicated."
That would have been bad for Gillibrand, and awkward for, well, Mayor Bloomberg.
Diana Taylor is your latest "Rumored Gillibrand Opponent of the Day."
"If the story lines are not interesting enough, there are two housewives who could still be replaced."
The couple had trouble getting into one of the inaugural balls last night. Also, Sheryl Crow had an awkward interaction with an ex, and Russell Simmons got caught stealing!
Plus, Graydon Carter shows astonishing humility and Mark Ronson tells a wacky tale … in today's gossip roundup.