Hmmm. Well, we guess that's okay.
Guess he'll just have to sleep in the Donald's bed, then.
You would NOT BELIEVE the kind of money people are willing to pay for photographs of Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner's wedding.
The date is October 25, three months after their engagement.
We don't believe it for a second.
"I thought it was adorable," quoth the Donald.
Kanye West, however, is fine with being compared to Michael Jackson. Plus, Jude Law's baby mama revealed, and more, in our daily gossip roundup.
A judge dismissed his claim against 'Trump Nation' author Tim O'Brien.
Apparently pseudo-lieutenant-governor Richard Ravitch did something to upset his dad 40 years ago.
Who knew that was required? Also, Robert Plant gets knighted, and more celebrity transitions, in our daily gossip wrap-up.
It's understandable: They both have hot abs, but Sean can discuss shoes! More celebrity hookups, breakups, and breakdowns in our daily gossip roundup.
But hopefully not with food in their mouths. Plus, Michael Lewis has a small penis, and other gossip in our daily roundup.
Doesn't the word "arrears" just sound like it's a place where the Donald was meant to be?
A duo that has otherwise soothed minds for centuries! Plus, someone had sex on Donald Trump's boardroom table and got fired for it.
They are all there, basking in the O-Man's glory. Except Paris Hilton, who's at Sundance.
The tower can indeed open as a "Use Group 5 Transient Hotel."