This was inevitable.
This was inevitable.
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And Tiger's not allowed to bring his ladies near the kids.
"This is not acting, it's pretending."
Is that why he falls down, too?
We're not sure why this matters, as there's no chance Kate is going to get it back. Plus, Jessica Simpson is thin again and Kevin Federline is getting fatter in today's roundup of celebrity ephemera.
Who knew that was required? Also, Robert Plant gets knighted, and more celebrity transitions, in our daily gossip wrap-up.
Also, gossip on Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, and Howell Raines in today's roundup.
It's understandable: They both have hot abs, but Sean can discuss shoes! More celebrity hookups, breakups, and breakdowns in our daily gossip roundup.
The daughter of the presidential hopeful sulked outside the White House Correspondents' Dinner the other night, and more in our daily gossip roundup.
The actress, whom we loved in the HBO movie last weekend, has to contend with co-star Jessica Lange's competition. Plus, the rest of today's gossip!
The famously on-again, off-again couple had a special way of keeping in touch while Drew was in isolation filming 'Grey Gardens.'
The 'Real Housewife' got a breast reduction that a source said made her "feel twenty pounds lighter." Plus more celebrity TMI, in our daily gossip roundup!
Also in your morning mug o' gossip: Drew Barrymore swaps spit and Tori Spelling bares her soul.
The young starlet is set to take over Angelina Jolie's 'Tomb Raider' franchise. Plus, Dick Parsons takes Amtrak!
Plus, in non-election-related gossip: Cameron Diaz refuses to share her cigarettes, and Courtenay Semel's dad might have cut her off.
But they WERE shouting her name at the opening last night, and Ben DID say she "italicizes" all her lines. Just sayin'. And also, of course, Madonna and Peter Cook, in the gossip round-up.
That's the way love goes, we guess? Speaking of which: ScarJo got married! And more, in today's gossip roundup.
That's what the starchitect's own progeny said! And Drew Barrymore is sucking face all over town! Our gossip roundup tells you where and with whom.
Now with shocking photographic evidence!