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Brand-New Knick Jason Kidd Pleads Not Guilty to DWI Despite, You Know, Everything

He slammed into a telephone pole on Sunday morning.

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Of course that's why.

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Unless they are horrible.

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The conversation we might have had with rock-star hedge-funder John Paulson over Instant Messenger today, if we were, like, bros.

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In the latest installment of her newsletter, Goop, Gwyneth reveals that she recently made the acquaintance of a wonderful couple.

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A new toy for those scammed by the Ponz.

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