Our Blaminds are Blagown.
That's the only explanation we can come up with for what he said to Al Sharpton today.
Hiram! Hey! I was just talking about your little domestic-abuse flap and how you should be banned from the Senate! How ARE you?
For an elegant stick figure, she casts a big shadow.
The governor is asking for a bailout to save New York residents from having to drink poop water, among other things.
Ladies and gentlemen, behold your president-elect, shirtless.
The 'Times' goes ahead and makes the inevitable Kennedy-Palin comparison.
Really? Can that possibly be true?
And other fun facts about Obama's A.G. pick, gleaned from his Judiciary disclosure form.
FunnyorDie's latest exclusive has us lightening our loafers.
New posters of Nicolas Sarkozy in Paris look awful familiar.
Last night we transformed from being Europe's fat, awkward friend to the thin, cool, popular country.
We catch that rarest of species — McCainus Supporterus — on video!
Gigi, a ten-year-old Florida poodle, voted for change.
While he simultaneously made a deal to star in a reality show? It sounds too good to be true...