He is slightly more important than Kimye.
"About one percent."
The latest juicy scoop from the Edward Snowden documents.
And can keep the leaks coming for the next two years.
Not that complicated, really.
Espionage and hurt feelings.
Reaganism would make a comeback.
If they weren't pissed off about PRISM, maybe the latest Snowden docs will do the trick.
Via many awkward phone calls.
Including at least 35 world leaders.
So the Russians can stop spying on him.
Edward Snowden strikes again.
A "momentous new venture."
It's a "momentous new venture."
Including Americans' contacts, by accident of course.
But someone will probably do it anyway.
He seems unchanged.
A bad report was never forwarded.