Fox News <3 Chris Christie.
As in, Fox News's Roger Ailes.
Rush Limbaugh's biographer joins the fray.
In Fox's defense, those two could be brothers.
He appears to still have a bad temper.
"What they're telling your kids is what they told them in The Matrix: that mankind is a virus on poor old Mother Earth."
Like any good candidate, the network plans to tack toward the center for the general election.
"I paid her for two years to make this announcement on my network."
"I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot and got ratings."
For some reason, he just unloaded on all his anchors, one after another.
Even though he went to Africa!