Hmmm. Well, we guess that's okay.
"It looked like 'Silence of the Lambs,'" one writer recalls fondly.
Is Real Housewife Ramona Singer the "most hated woman in New York"? Which famous-for-being-rich couple had to borrow cash to pay for their wedding license? And what other screen star may have had an affair with JFK? All this and more in today's roundup of the best of the gossip pages.