But will Rose be awake in time?
"Tissue please! I now need tissue!"
See? It IS funny when you think about it!
You watched the ceremony, you analyzed the speech, you likely teared up. But what did you miss? Jada Yuan, embedded in the crowd, reports.
They are all there, basking in the O-Man's glory. Except Paris Hilton, who's at Sundance.
Plus! Sienna Miller and Baltazar Getty continue their gross affair, and Russell Simmons offers a free yoga lesson to a needy porn star, in today's gossip roundup.
Plus, gossip about Graydon Carter, Chuck Schumer, and Sean Avery, in our daily column roundup.
Plus, dish about Oprah, Rachael Ray, Kelly Clarkson, and some more icky news about David Cross.
Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick says he and co-star Chace Crawford aren't gay; they just live together. Oprah BFF Gayle King moved into a $7.1 million penthouse on East 57th Street that was purchased in name of Oprah's dead dog, Sophie. A nude portrait of France's current First Lady Carla Bruni taken back in 1993 will go up for sale at Christie's next month.