And the world wept.
But she isn't getting any Fashion Week invites.
"We can't fire our bears or furlough our sea lions."
Uh, not really. Also, Lindsay loves Samantha but is still way into guys. In Monday's gossip roundup.
Plus, did you know Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey are dating? We are freaked out, like eight months too late.
We prayed that Gossip Girl would get its Ricky Vasquez. Did creator Josh Schwartz hear our prayers?