The president asked the GOP to please end its "threats."
Or at least, he isn't telling us what he's up to.
"Look, we're not French, we don't surrender."
After tweeting about the shutdown, the show claims it was hacked.
His members won't pass a clean bill, so what can he do?
Whenever this shutdown is over.
"I remember what I felt when I took that oath. At this moment, all I feel is disappointment."
Are closed national parks open for free expressions of religion?
By marrying the couple himself!
But it's not going to be as bad as it once looked.
"I always panic when people like Ted Cruz take the floor and read 'Green Eggs and Ham.'"
"The Daily Show" is enjoying the shutdown.
"We're not going to be disrespected."