He was hitting on Kellan Lutz's girlfriend!
It just makes her an aging starlet trying to stay relevant, okay?
After all, he has his own wounds to lick.
Plus, Seth Rogen is back on carbs, Katy Perry really loves pizza, and more need-to-know celebrity information for waiters (and everyone else), in our daily gossip roundup.
It's understandable: They both have hot abs, but Sean can discuss shoes! More celebrity hookups, breakups, and breakdowns in our daily gossip roundup.
Eric van der Woodsen appeared in public with a new girlfriend, Republicans rallied behind Bruce Willis's wine store, and Governor Paterson ate some oysters, all in our roundup of today's gossip.
Also, gossip in Sharon Stone, Harrison Ford, and Mischa Barton in our daily roundup.
Also, more gossip on Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen, what folks are up to in Cannes, and more, in our daily roundup.
Is Beyoncé pregnant? "We'll perform an ultrasound and get back to you," her reps say sassily. That and the results of other probing in our daily roundup of the city's juiciest gossip.
Is the singer engaged to Nick Cannon? Her giant diamond would indicate, yes. That and more in our daily gossip roundup.
They were sniping at a viewing party for the show's reunion special earlier this week. That, and all the rest of the city's best gossip in our daily roundup.
What's got Diddy's dogs barking, what Kim Kardashian is doing to get back at Paris Hilton, and another reason to dislike of Gwyneth Paltrow in our daily roundup of the day's gossip.